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You know you’ve been in Alabama too long when your definition of normal makes your out-of-state friends do a double take. Sure, outsiders might scratch their heads, but that’s because they haven’t had the privilege of living life the Bama way. If these 11 quirks resonate with you, congratulations—you’re as Alabama as sweet tea and football Saturdays.
Sweet Tea as the Only Acceptable Drink Option
Asking for unsweet tea might just get you the side-eye from the entire restaurant.
Tornado Warnings Are a Mild Inconvenience
You still check the weather app, but mostly you’re annoyed that it interrupted your favorite show.
You’re Surprised When Businesses Don’t Close on Iron Bowl Day
Wait, you mean people actually work during the Alabama-Auburn game?
Giving Directions Based on BBQ Joints
“Turn left at the second Dreamland, not the first one, or you’ll end up in Mississippi.”
Considering Snow Flurries a Legitimate Crisis
Two snowflakes spotted? Hurry, grab bread and milk—this might be the end.
Getting Excited About a New Dollar General
You’ve officially become the person who announces, “Hey, we’re getting a Dollar General down the road!”
Fried Food as a Major Food Group
Fried pickles, fried green tomatoes, fried catfish—there’s nothing we won’t fry at least once.
Expecting a Casual “Roll Tide” in Any Conversation
At church, grocery store, or even at weddings, there’s never a wrong moment to slip in a “Roll Tide.”
Complaining About Humidity Like It’s Your Job
Humidity isn’t weather; it’s personal—an enemy that demands daily combat.
You Know Someone Who Legitimately Hunts Deer Before Work
And yes, they’ve definitely been late because of it.
Debating Barbecue Sauces Like National Security Depends on It
White sauce or red sauce isn’t just a choice; it’s a declaration of identity.